This charcoal hoodie speaks in quiet, pointed sentences. The front features a clipped, typewriter-style panel that reads “they all flew to Epstein’s island,” while the sleeve carries bold, stacked branding — worn by someone who prefers sharp irony and dark humor over chatter. It drapes like a lived-in favorite: heavy enough to hold warmth on late-night walks, soft enough to curl into on the couch. The kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm; the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add a subtle, put-together finish. This piece fits into an offbeat wardrobe — reach for it on protest nights, conspiracy-themed meetups, or when you want your look to say you’re paying attention without announcing it.

Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric for cozy warmth
- Classic fit with tear-away label for comfort and reduced itch
- Embroidery and DTF print options for sleeve/wrist and chest customization

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed